Amanda Egge Is So Hot

Okay, so I just discovered Amanda Egge today (as a result of her posting a comment to the Terri Schiavo blog), but I’m captivated by the image of her as “Bambi” working for K-Mart. HOT!

So she is a comedian and (just like all other women I’m interested in) she lives far far away from me. This sucks big time, but I’m probably too small a fish to swim with this California girl anyways. Regardless, given the opportunity I would like to be sandwiched between Amanda and her photoshop skillz winner, Carrie Higgins. Why can’t I find women like this on the East Coast?

I would like her to drop by and give me some lessons in stand-up comedy. In exchange, I would be happy to turn her on to Yoga Booty Ballet. (I can’t believe they stole my idea of incorporating booty dancing with yoga).