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I'm 32 Today

Posted: August 1st, 2005 | Author: | Filed under: events, local | 4 Comments »

Well, I was planning on retiring this year, but it turns out that there is much yet to be done. I have never traveled outside the Continental US. I don’t own a 911 Turbo yet. And I still haven’t beaten up Brad Pitt for dumping Jennifer Aniston. My plate is full. My work goes on.

32 ÷ 3.5 = I’m 9 Today

Shouldn’t you be buying me drinks right about now?