I miss having you around, dude. Brunch just isn’t the same.

In any case, most of your acronyms didn’t make much sense to me, but I’m guessing that all that said, “I have this certification that was hard to get and not very many people have. Finally, more people are getting said certification, so that more employers will know how awesome I am. Currently, another certification is pretty much the same thing, but is way more popular, so even though I’m just as certified as those people, not having that has sucked. So, hooray! Soon (in many years), I can get a job without having to explain why the letters that follow my name aren’t the same as those other letters, and that they mean that I am just as qualified as those other jerks.”

Did I get all that? And, if so, this is yet another reason why I hate companies that make money of standardized certification/testing programs.

Also, I just did my taxes.