This is what I do when I’m not at work.

BLOG POST!

Posted: December 29th, 2008 | Author: | Filed under: humor joke, interwebby, random | 1 Comment »

First!!!!!!!11111

LOL.


Oldie But Goodie

Posted: February 6th, 2007 | Author: | Filed under: characters, humor joke, interwebby | No Comments »

1-31-07 Never Forget

Well, it has only been a week (which by internet standards is about four years), but this image and the whole Aqua Teen Hunger Force terror ad campaign debacle is too hilarious. It is really a shame that ATHF and other Adult Swim shows don’t have greater viewership, otherwise this whole unfortunate scene could have been avoided. On the other hand, I am glad that our nation’s defenses are strong and alert enough to have put down this “terror cell in our midst” and make sure that it’s perpetrators do hard time. Let this be a warning to improv comics everywhere.

Vanderlin tagged some flickr items of the one LED/IED that was captured and not destroyed.


Leave A Comment

Posted: September 20th, 2006 | Author: | Filed under: humor joke, photography | 13 Comments »

Hidalee-Ho, neighbor! It is amazing how busy things get once all the students return to campus each Fall. They actually expect to, like, start using digital library services and stuff. OMG.

Anywho, I saw a funny and apt bumpersticker the other day and I had to quickly risk my life to capture a photo (while stuck in seemingly endless Carrboro gridlock). Beware the ides of September! Ageism… it will catch up to you!

Ageism will catch up to you

The poor woman in front of me must have thought I was a Homeland Security Agent surreptitiously snapping photos of the back of her late-model Subaru wagon with Liberal bumperstickers and out-of-state plates. As soon as I got a good picture, she darted off the roadway into the safety zone of Weaver Street Market. That way all the hippies could protect her against my unilateral onslaught.

Today’s post serves two basic purposes. Firstly, I’d like to give a big shout-out to my main damie Ted Turner. That’s right. I never thought I would have something good to say about ‘Ol Hanoi Ted, but this time everything he says is right on the money. In short, going to Iraq was historically “dumb,” Iran should be able to nuke us if they get to a feelin’ that way, only women should be allowed to run the world, and that the United Nations are like the elite Aqua Teen Hunger Force of international crime fighting. Good on ya, Ted! Now maybe you should use some of those billions to support candidates for office who believe these sensible things.

The second purpose is a bit more sinister. My web sponsors have noticed a tiny dip in traffic to this site and are threatening to pull the plug on my air-breathing machine if I do not remedy the situation post haste. So, if you are a real human (not a spambot, spammer, or any automated type of spam delivery) and you are really reading this, then why don’t you do ‘Ol Dave a favor and leave a comment.

It could be anything. Suggestions for future write-ups. Lyrics to your favorite song. Reasons I should ask Ted Turner for $175 million to run for President in 2008. Anything that comes to mind. Me and my overlord sponsors thank you.


Zombie Insurrection

Posted: March 27th, 2006 | Author: | Filed under: humor joke, interwebby | No Comments »

Sure, you might have been following all the bombings surrounding the Green Zone in Baghdad, but have you left yourself open to a much more prevalent and insidious threat? Namely, zombie attack? Don’t berate yourself too much — after all, many of us are underprepared for such an event.

Zombie Defense sticker

Well, thanks to our friends at zombiedefense.org, now we can learn all about this (almost) silent danger and find more creative and effective ways to run from it. Rumor has it that this site was created by some truly insane Chapel Hill locals and that it features artwork by the World Famous Dan-O.

So ease on down to zombiedefense today and eliminate the weakest link in your personal security chain. Remember — they are putting this information out there to save lives — those of you and your children. Don’t be the next tasty brain treat for someone’s undead grandma.


I Want It That Way

Posted: November 27th, 2005 | Author: | Filed under: characters, humor joke, interwebby | 2 Comments »

Chinese Back Street N\'Sync

You are… my fire. The one… desire.

Chinese Back Street N\'Sync Boys

Believe… When I say… “I want it that way!”

HOT!
  These basketball players got it goin’ on!


Read The Sign, Fatty

Posted: August 5th, 2005 | Author: | Filed under: humor joke | 2 Comments »

nofatties.com

This one is for Ben and Giggling Amy who had to call me in the middle of the night to make sure I saw this webpage before I went to bed. Personally, I find the idea of discriminating against folks based on their relative fatness to be hideous. But it makes for one funny website.


Home Girls

Posted: July 26th, 2005 | Author: | Filed under: humor joke, interwebby | 2 Comments »

3 Hot Mamas

That one on the right is too damn happy, but I wouldn’t mess with the mom on the left. She is givin’ you the stank eye. (And isn’t the one in the middle the actress who played Marcy [Al Bundy's neighbor] on Married with Children?)


Now That's What I Call A Mug Shot!

Posted: July 25th, 2005 | Author: | Filed under: characters, humor joke | 1 Comment »

Huff it up!

Patrick Tribett rules! I only hope that I can provide nearly as entertaining a mug shot once the Feds figure out that I’m running a farm animal prostitution ring out of my back yard.

Patrick, a nation of paint huffers salutes you! You are fighting for our freedom to huff. WARRIORS!


Oh Ess Ten Dot Four: Liger

Posted: April 23rd, 2005 | Author: | Filed under: computers, humor joke | No Comments »

Since I love to keep last week alive, here is a rehashing of something funny I saw somewhere on the Internet.

OS X Liger: It\'s got skills

The Apple nerds of the world anxiously await this freakin’ awesome software release from Cupertino. However, if they haven’t incorporated two-way stateful syncronization of iCal data, then I’m gonna call Steve a “bodaggit” and elbow him in the stomach. Oh, and thanks for jacking up the Educational price (by roughly 75%), you egomaniacal SOB.

“Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.”


10 Tons of Gravel Make You Feel Like a Man

Posted: March 22nd, 2005 | Author: | Filed under: humor joke, photography | 3 Comments »

10 tons of gravel in the driveway     10 tons of gravel - Alva cameo

That’s right, G. Rock hard. Cold as stone. Ten tons of 3/4″ gravel up in your grill. Don’t even try to front.
    (Junkyard Alva makes her cameo in photo #2)

Yellow Blossoms at top of driveway

Oh yeah, and there were these pretty flowers blooming atop the driveway.