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Can we afford women teaching our children?

Posted: March 1st, 2005 | Author: | Filed under: humor joke | 2 Comments »

In these modern times, one must ask oneself “Are young women able to restrain their libidos long enough to safely teach America’s youth?” Look at this sad article, for example. 14-year-old boys in Delran, NJ. Goodness girl, at least date college age! Damn!!

Now it does not make any difference that some of these JV-courting sirens are hot. Not even if they are Jaime Pressly hot. It also doesn’t matter that the young dudes scoring with these burlesque school marms will forever be heroes to the young men of their generation. The point is simple — frisky nymphomaniacs veiled as wolves in sheeps clothing should not be molesting our young kids. At least not as their teachers and definitely not on school property. That is just asking to get yo ass sent to jail (which seems to be happening in at least a few of the cases).

This is not to imply that male teachers cannot also commit such foul behavior. Men seem to do pretty well playing the field at school, but they often get their comeuppance in due time. Still it cannot be stressed enough — now is not the time to turn your back on a female teacher. From these news reports, it appears that they will freely grope as their desires dictate. Especially high risk if she is your gym teacher. Young people need to be aware so they can protect themselves. And school administrators should do their damnest to ensure that only sexually disfunctional women whom are deficient on any attraction standards examination are employed by their schools.